Fuck yeah, Roger the alien.


"Roger, please be mean! If you have to be a jerk to live then come on - give us all you got!"




requested by supcharlie

“That’s acid in your face you fine ass bitch.”

Puberty: American Dad style


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requested by matrimoany

“The only way I can recoup my losses on this horse is to shoot it in the face and collect the life insurance I took out when I married it.”

"I’m coming for you, Smiths!"